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Black people making racist jokes: why white people gotta put raisins in everything
White people making racist jokes: How does a black chick tell if she’s pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked

I hope that isn’t an actual joke people use…if she’s pregnant she doesn’t need to insert a tampon…

~~i’m just going to go back to my corner now~~

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

Reblogged from beyoncebeytwice (Originally from madeupmonkeyshit)

i always get so many compliments on my blue eyes :)

Reblogged from theangelstakekanto (Originally from grimyboy)

the fact that i still havent seen a huge billboard with the eyes of TJ Eckleburg on it is such a loss for the great gatsby marketing team

Reblogged from egog (Originally from pkmnx)

it really is

longnightsandterriblefights:

siriuslysalvatore:

are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head

when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book

(Source: misseffietrinket)

Reblogged from thorsies (Originally from misseffietrinket)

you mean every fantasy book ever?

coffee-slvt:

dollyfarton:

therearedemonsinsideofus:

sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

these are better than last years. and the year befores.

this dude

holy shit

YES! his writer is duh boss

Reblogged from tellittoreadersdigest (Originally from sandandglass)

I LOVE HIM!!!obama!!

where is the fucking warning that says “this is irreversible”

Reblogged from pretentiousprince (Originally from usingthisurltohidefrommyproblem)

it's a permanent decision choose wisely do i REALLY want to make this thing?

puertoricanpocahontas:

Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter

Reblogged from stannisfaction (Originally from puertoricanpocahontas)

someone's a little upset

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

Reblogged from beyoncebeytwice (Originally from internetexplorers)

you're worth it!